After being lost in chinese mountains for 3 weeks, a man finally sees a house, he knocks:
- YES? (thanks god, the chinese man speaks english)
- Good evening sir, i've been lost for 3 weeks. I am hungry, tired, i was wondering if you could host a poor man.
The old man accepts but warns:
- Nobody can do my daughter. If i catch you with her, you will go through 3 chinese tortures.
The man accepts the condition and sits with the family for supper. Since he has not seen a woman for a long time, the young man can't help staring at the gorgeous lady, as she does the same. During the night, the man cannot resist and joins the old chinese man's daughter. The sex lasts for hours, he gets the best sex ever. Back in his room, he thinks:
- Wow!! this sex was worth every torture! On top of it, the old man might have heard nothing!
The next morning, the man feels a pain on his stomach. He opens his eyes, and notices a huge stone on him, with this little note: "Torture number 1: 50 Kgs stone on your stomach".
- What a stupid torture! he says, and throws the stone out the window. Meanwhile, he barely has the time to read a second note on the wall next to him: "Torture number 2: stone tied to your right testicle". - HOLLY SHIT!!!
The young man jumps out the window since it is too late to catch the stone, death should be less painful, he thinks.
But, while falling down, he reads one more note on the rope: "Torture number 3: left testicle tied to the bed".
- YES? (thanks god, the chinese man speaks english)
- Good evening sir, i've been lost for 3 weeks. I am hungry, tired, i was wondering if you could host a poor man.
The old man accepts but warns:
- Nobody can do my daughter. If i catch you with her, you will go through 3 chinese tortures.
The man accepts the condition and sits with the family for supper. Since he has not seen a woman for a long time, the young man can't help staring at the gorgeous lady, as she does the same. During the night, the man cannot resist and joins the old chinese man's daughter. The sex lasts for hours, he gets the best sex ever. Back in his room, he thinks:
- Wow!! this sex was worth every torture! On top of it, the old man might have heard nothing!
The next morning, the man feels a pain on his stomach. He opens his eyes, and notices a huge stone on him, with this little note: "Torture number 1: 50 Kgs stone on your stomach".
- What a stupid torture! he says, and throws the stone out the window. Meanwhile, he barely has the time to read a second note on the wall next to him: "Torture number 2: stone tied to your right testicle". - HOLLY SHIT!!!
The young man jumps out the window since it is too late to catch the stone, death should be less painful, he thinks.
But, while falling down, he reads one more note on the rope: "Torture number 3: left testicle tied to the bed".
2 comments:
laffing loud...so watch out your testicals and old chineeses..sure they know how to catch the soft and sensitive..like humor itself...
HAHAHA
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