Penis
In a very isolate village in Africa, little Isidor asks his father:- Dad, can I play with your penis?
- Sure kid, but don't go too far!
Black sheep
In the same village lives one white guy, the only white around. He works for the Red Cross and heals sick people. However, a matter worries the whole town. A few days ago, a woman gave birth to a half caste girl. Thus, every body thinks the white doctor has something to do with this affair, but nobody dares talking. Embarrassed, the chief of village finds the doctor and says:
- Would you please explain me why this kid is not black?
- Well sir, the nature has made the choice. you know sometimes you have 100 white sheeps and only 1 black. You cannot control these things.
- Listen kid, I won't say anything about the kid, but don't you say a word about the sheep!
- Would you please explain me why this kid is not black?
- Well sir, the nature has made the choice. you know sometimes you have 100 white sheeps and only 1 black. You cannot control these things.
- Listen kid, I won't say anything about the kid, but don't you say a word about the sheep!
1 comment:
okey...where is the news I have been waiting for...you stoped at black sheep and penis...okey lets here more
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